I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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