is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It's official drugs can't kill me
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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