this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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