: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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