I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
i now understand why vodka
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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