there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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