I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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