You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
someone owes me an orgasm
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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