Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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