Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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