I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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