what if I'm pregnant?
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please come you make the beer taste better
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Someone shattered a urinal.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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