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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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