i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Just pee around me
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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