Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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