her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Someone signed my nipple.
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