Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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