WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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