she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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