We won't sleep together?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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