That's when you crack a 10am beer
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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