You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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