Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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