Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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