Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
i think i just lost a toe
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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