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Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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