ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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