were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i came on her dog
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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