BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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