We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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