do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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