i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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