hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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