We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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