are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I don't think brook has ever known best
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
