Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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