belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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