Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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