quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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