gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
