last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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