no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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