Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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