She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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