I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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