did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
