if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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