My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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