Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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