angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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