sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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