I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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