the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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