Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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