i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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